HHP: What were you thinking when you found the spring?
Sethro Guthon: I thought it was a normal spring. But the size really made me think.
HHP: How did you feel when you were growning older?
SG: I was growing older and I was not changing in self appearence. My family died one by one and I was starting to feel irritated. Eventually, I got used to it.
HHP: Okay, the last one. Will you ever reveal the secret location of the spring?
SG: No. I won't tell because people will come rushing to the spring. When they drink it they will supposedly live forever. If that happens, then the world will become over populated.
HHP: Thank you Sethro Guthon.
SG: No problem.
HHP stands for the Harwood Heights Post. This newspaper is the funniest in town. We specialize in investigation. The Immortal Dept. came to be when Sethro Guthon pleads us for an explanation, so we helped. The investigation on immortality is being researched by experts. We guarantee you breaking news on immortality. Enjoy! *immortality is a sophisticated subject, so don't expect anything funny on this blog.
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HHP Article, March 13
Since the days of Juan Ponce De Leon and the legend of the Fountain of Youth people have marveled the idea of immortality. Well, immortal water was discovered early this year. “I tested the water thirty years ago, and found no changes in my appearance,” said Juan Lehrona, the person that announced the immortal water. From this test we found out that this immortal water preserves your appearance. But another interesting thing we discovered proved that the spring wasn’t a fraud. Juan Lehrona said,” My grandmother told me that my great uncle, Sethro Guthon, was the first to discover the spring, but after 150 years or so he was in a beautiful condition, and he never died”.HHP experts and scientist are on the case. An interview with Sethro Guthon will be published soon.
Wednesday, March 18, 2009
Breaking News
We have discovered immortal water in the woods of Treegap. Please see our newspapers for the articles and updates.
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