HHP stands for the Harwood Heights Post. This newspaper is the funniest in town. We specialize in investigation. The Immortal Dept. came to be when Sethro Guthon pleads us for an explanation, so we helped. The investigation on immortality is being researched by experts. We guarantee you breaking news on immortality. Enjoy!
*immortality is a sophisticated subject, so don't expect anything funny on this blog.
