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Wednesday, March 25, 2009
HHP scientists have studied this immortal water and have discovered that the water may be potentialy dangerous if drank when pregnant. Other precautions were also discovered.
True. YOu should NEver drink this when pregnant. If you drink it and miraculously die or even have something worse happen to you you will be stuck pregnant forever
True. YOu should NEver drink this when pregnant. If you drink it and miraculously die or even have something worse happen to you you will be stuck pregnant forever
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