HHP stands for the Harwood Heights Post. This newspaper is the funniest in town. We specialize in investigation. The Immortal Dept. came to be when Sethro Guthon pleads us for an explanation, so we helped. The investigation on immortality is being researched by experts. We guarantee you breaking news on immortality. Enjoy!
*immortality is a sophisticated subject, so don't expect anything funny on this blog.
Wednesday, March 18, 2009
Breaking News
We have discovered immortal water in the woods of Treegap. Please see our newspapers for the articles and updates.
It REALLY DOES WORK! I tried to shoot myself but i did not die!!!! YOu should check out the commercial young scientists made about the spring water and immortal potion. We helped test and learn about the spring. TRUE STORY!
IMMORTAL WATER WORKS!!!
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It REALLY DOES WORK! I tried to shoot myself but i did not die!!!! YOu should check out the commercial young scientists made about the spring water and immortal potion. We helped test and learn about the spring. TRUE STORY!
ReplyDeleteOH. By the way we are not going to give the location of the treegap wood becuz it might chance the whole world and make the earth over populated.
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