HHP stands for the Harwood Heights Post. This newspaper is the funniest in town. We specialize in investigation. The Immortal Dept. came to be when Sethro Guthon pleads us for an explanation, so we helped. The investigation on immortality is being researched by experts. We guarantee you breaking news on immortality. Enjoy! *immortality is a sophisticated subject, so don't expect anything funny on this blog.
Friday, August 7, 2009
Satelitte Reprogaming, Going to Extra Measures
"A week ago the HHP satelitte had a little reprograming done and we're going insane measures here", said Arnold Wardlebee, President of HHP at the press conference on July 31, 2009. The new program lets the satelitte to search for the spring. "We really hope that this new program will work, even if it is a very extreme measure," says HHP Technology Official Xavier Monsey. In case this extreme measure doesn't work, HHP Officials have a meeting scheduled for August 25, 2009. No time was given.
Tuesday, August 4, 2009
The Answer to the Question
Well HHP medical officials have found the true answer to why Sethro Guthon doesn't remember what happened. Rachael Merf says," The complicated circuitry in Sethro's brain that lets him remember have been blocked by the oath. But these certain memories were the only ones blocked.
Well, Happy Summer from the HHP staff.
Well, Happy Summer from the HHP staff.
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