Well Maybe Some Other Day

"We're not calling it a total quits, but our budget and the economy just won't let us continue the research, especially with the slow progress," said Arnold Wardlebee, President of the HHP, at the press conference that decided the future of the HHP Immort Dept. The DNA (Deoxyribonucleic Acid) samples showed some mutations, chemical changes, and some pieces were literally vaporized, but the funds for the HHP Immortal Dept. were emptied, which halted all research.

"Maybe the next generation of scientists may unravel this scientific mystery once and for all," said Mariah Valentino, HHP Chairman of the Board.

Another Try

Well, the software in the satellite hardly helped in the exploration, official at the HHP Immortal Dept. are shutting the program down. "It looks like it's back to the old way of finding the spring" says Arnold Warldebee, President of the HHP. But since Sethro Guthon can't remember any important details. So HHP is focusing on the minerals, elements, and compounds in this immortal "potion". HHP Medical Staff plan to do this by taking multiple samples of Sethro Guthon's blood and purifying, or basically taking it apart to unravel this deep secret. To aid this process HHP Medical Staff might use multiple samples of Sethro Guthon's DNA (deoxyribonucleic acid) and do the same process as done to the blood samples.

Satelitte Main Target Failure

The HHP scientists have worked hard making fixing the software in the HHP Satelitte, but as far as we know the Satelitte has only proved that the spring can be only in Chile, Peru, Argentina, and Ecuador. "But at least we're one step closer," commented HHP Technology Official Xavier Monsey.

Satelitte Reprogaming, Going to Extra Measures

"A week ago the HHP satelitte had a little reprograming done and we're going insane measures here", said Arnold Wardlebee, President of HHP at the press conference on July 31, 2009. The new program lets the satelitte to search for the spring. "We really hope that this new program will work, even if it is a very extreme measure," says HHP Technology Official Xavier Monsey. In case this extreme measure doesn't work, HHP Officials have a meeting scheduled for August 25, 2009. No time was given.

The Answer to the Question

Well HHP medical officials have found the true answer to why Sethro Guthon doesn't remember what happened. Rachael Merf says," The complicated circuitry in Sethro's brain that lets him remember have been blocked by the oath. But these certain memories were the only ones blocked.

Well, Happy Summer from the HHP staff.

The Poll

Well the poll is closed and it looks like Peru was the public's top pick and Brazil, Bolivia, and Uruguay came in 2nd, alas, the Falkland Island came in last.:(

Breakthrough Confirmed

The new breakthrough is being confirmed by HHP medical officials. Scientists proved that Sethro Guthon's memory has been manipulated by the oath he took. " Some people don't believe in magic, but so far there isn't any other explanation," says Hughe Morche, an HHP researcher. HHP scientists hope to get to the bottom of this mystery. As always we will keep you updated.

New Breakthrough

Yesterday our medical researchers think they have found a breakthrough in how the oath worked. The medical researchers say that the oath hypnotized Sethro Guthon. "The oath must have manipulated Sethro Guthon's memory," said Ray Mantiler, one of HHP's medical researchers. Our staff is hoping to get more information in the next week.

After Sethro Guthon's last interview, our medical staff has been concentrating on how the "magical" oath affected his brain and how it worked. So far there has been no important breakthroughs in this subject. We will alert you when there will be any.

Sethro Guthon Reveals Shocking Truth

Sethro Guthon just informed us about a shocking truth early this morning. It just blew our heads off. He told us why he couldn't give anybody exact details.
Sethro told us that when he was bathing/drinking in the spring, a native tribe found him there. When he finished, they arrested him. When they took him into custody, these people made him swear an oath, that bound him from saying any exact details about the spring. "The oath worked liked magic, I mean, when I came back I tried to tell anybody who would listen about the gigantic spring. But telling them was no use, my mouth wouldn't say anything when I tried," Sethro Guthon told us this morning.

Potion Creation Unsuccesful

After 2 months now, HHP scientists have unsuccesfully tried to make a immortalization potion. Even after direct analysis of Sethro Guthon's blood the potion could not be made, showing that the spring one-of-a-kind. "The potion didn't taste good, but it was good to help out science," says Stephany Cordle, the willing tester. HHP scientists found that the potion doesn't work by following Stephany's every move. Her appearance had changed, like the growth of her nails.

Now here are some details about Treegap.

Sethro Guthon has recently informed us that Treegap is in South America, but didn't tell us the country. "I will make sure that no one ever finds the spring" says Sethro Guthon.
As always we will keep you informed on the immortality affair.

Newspaper Clip from March 28, 2009

HHP scientists have tested Sethro Guthon's blood and took samples. "From the information in the blood we are going to try to make a immortal potion in the lab," said one of HHP's scientists. If the experiment is successful, the potion will be kept in a safe with a 15 number combination.

Interview with Sethro Guthon

HHP: What were you thinking when you found the spring?
Sethro Guthon: I thought it was a normal spring. But the size really made me think.
HHP: How did you feel when you were growning older?
SG: I was growing older and I was not changing in self appearence. My family died one by one and I was starting to feel irritated. Eventually, I got used to it.
HHP: Okay, the last one. Will you ever reveal the secret location of the spring?
SG: No. I won't tell because people will come rushing to the spring. When they drink it they will supposedly live forever. If that happens, then the world will become over populated.
HHP: Thank you Sethro Guthon.
SG: No problem.

HHP scientists have studied this immortal water and have discovered that the water may be potentialy dangerous if drank when pregnant. Other precautions were also discovered.

HHP Article, March 13

Since the days of Juan Ponce De Leon and the legend of the Fountain of Youth people have marveled the idea of immortality. Well, immortal water was discovered early this year. “I tested the water thirty years ago, and found no changes in my appearance,” said Juan Lehrona, the person that announced the immortal water. From this test we found out that this immortal water preserves your appearance. But another interesting thing we discovered proved that the spring wasn’t a fraud. Juan Lehrona said,” My grandmother told me that my great uncle, Sethro Guthon, was the first to discover the spring, but after 150 years or so he was in a beautiful condition, and he never died”.HHP experts and scientist are on the case. An interview with Sethro Guthon will be published soon.

The exact location of the spring was not given to HHP. But a picture was supplied. This is supposedly a picture of the spring.

Breaking News

We have discovered immortal water in the woods of Treegap. Please see our newspapers for the articles and updates.