Well Maybe Some Other Day

"We're not calling it a total quits, but our budget and the economy just won't let us continue the research, especially with the slow progress," said Arnold Wardlebee, President of the HHP, at the press conference that decided the future of the HHP Immort Dept. The DNA (Deoxyribonucleic Acid) samples showed some mutations, chemical changes, and some pieces were literally vaporized, but the funds for the HHP Immortal Dept. were emptied, which halted all research.

"Maybe the next generation of scientists may unravel this scientific mystery once and for all," said Mariah Valentino, HHP Chairman of the Board.