HHP stands for the Harwood Heights Post. This newspaper is the funniest in town. We specialize in investigation. The Immortal Dept. came to be when Sethro Guthon pleads us for an explanation, so we helped. The investigation on immortality is being researched by experts. We guarantee you breaking news on immortality. Enjoy! *immortality is a sophisticated subject, so don't expect anything funny on this blog.
Monday, November 23, 2009
Another Try
Well, the software in the satellite hardly helped in the exploration, official at the HHP Immortal Dept. are shutting the program down. "It looks like it's back to the old way of finding the spring" says Arnold Warldebee, President of the HHP. But since Sethro Guthon can't remember any important details. So HHP is focusing on the minerals, elements, and compounds in this immortal "potion". HHP Medical Staff plan to do this by taking multiple samples of Sethro Guthon's blood and purifying, or basically taking it apart to unravel this deep secret. To aid this process HHP Medical Staff might use multiple samples of Sethro Guthon's DNA (deoxyribonucleic acid) and do the same process as done to the blood samples.
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